Log4Shell flaw shakes the internet, but it inspires funny memes – Numerama

What if we laughed a little about the terrible cybersecurity threat currently hanging over the global internet? Rather than cry on Log4J, why not treat yourself with memes.

It will probably not have escaped you, a major flaw is currently shaking the web. Log4Shell, of its small name, allows to execute code remotely on a machine with a high degree of privilege, thanks to the exploitation of a bug in Log4J, a Java library widely used everywhere on the web.

It didn’t take long for vulnerable systems suffer their first ransomware attacks. But it’s not all a serious bug and collapse of the web, fortunately, Log4Shell also gave birth to funny memes (in addition to recalling the importance of free software).

A site to laugh about Log4J

The company specializing in cybersecurity Intrude, has in fact set up a site which lists all the more or less successful attempts at humor that Internet users have created around this cybersecurity disaster. If you are an IT manager and want to take a little break for a laugh, then nothing better that log4jmemes.com.

For example, there are attempts to troll opponents of Covid vaccines (by an employee of Meta):

“We don’t need everyone patching Log4J, we just need enough people to do it for the collective immunity to work” // Source: @rickhanlonii

Needless to say, no, that reasoning just doesn’t hold water. A vulnerable machine is a problem, anyway.

Other screenshots show that some people on Twitter are also trying to see life on the bright side:

Log4Shell flaw shakes internet, but inspires funny memes
“Do not say: vulnerability that allows the execution of an arbitrary code. Say instead: A surprise API extension ”// Source: @YawningJorin

Remember that an API is supposed to offer limited and controlled access to its platform. Not a way of bringing systems to their knees with a few well-felt commands.

Memes for insiders

But beyond the simple valve for insiders we also find more classic meme formats. Most still require a small level of cybersecurity to be fully understood.

Log4Shell flaw shakes internet, but inspires funny memes
At the top, the piece of code necessary to exploit the flaw, below, the start of a command with administrator privilege // Source: @Laird_Lawn_Eel
Log4Shell flaw shakes internet, but inspires funny memes
“All the people who use Log4J – I who do not use any log mechanism”

It should be noted that not keeping a log is not really a good practice. Just like using the “System.Out” function which does not allow you to have more or less well organized and exploitable error logs.

Log4Shell flaw shakes internet, but inspires funny memes
“My boss who congratulates me for having made a secure application” – “Me who uses System.out instead of Log4J everywhere”

Fatigue of cybersecurity engineers

Other jokes are no doubt coming out of the tired brains of cybersecurity specialists:

Log4Shell flaw shakes internet, but inspires funny memes
“The teams in charge of emergency management preparing for the holidays” – “Log4J”
Log4Shell flaw shakes internet, but inspires funny memes
“Cybersecurity teams getting ready for the holidays” – “Log4J” // Source: @ 0xD34dC0d3

And finally, we also find much simpler, but terribly credible memes on the absurdity of current home automation.

Log4Shell flaw shakes internet, but inspires funny memes
“Log4J on your toaster” – “Impossible …”

The site lists the sources when they are found, but as often with this kind of image it is difficult to know who exactly is the source. The site is regularly updated, so do not hesitate to come back to it when you need to forget the infernal situation in which we are currently immersed!

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