“‘The cow has horns in order to send within itself the etheric-astral formative forces […] Through the radiation that comes from horns and hooves a lot of work develops inside the digestive organ. […] So in the horns […] you have something that radiates life – indeed it also radiates astrality. ‘ Thus Rudolf Steiner, Austrian philosopher and esotericist who, who lived between the late 1800s and early 1900s, postulated that the forces that penetrate the digestive system of the cow through its horn (of the cow, I mean), influence the composition cow manure, reinforcing it. So that, once the cow had freed itself from the physiological ‘weight’ reinforced by the energy conveyed by its horn, the manure evacuated on the ground would have enriched the latter with esoteric forces capable of making the ground more fertile, thus favoring the development of crops, from sowing to harvesting. The preparation of the so-called ‘cornoletame’ is based on these magical-esoteric premises of the end of the 19th century, a key element of the so-called biodynamic agriculture, an arcane and mysterious practice in which the vital processes of the earth would be processed by the forces of the subsolar planets (Moon, Mercury and Venus. ), and all through the magical means of a cow’s horn stuffed with dung and buried from the feast of San Michele (29 September) to Holy Week. Here … something of this kind (actually this one), included in a bill, was approved almost unanimously (195 votes in favor, one against and one abstention), Thursday 20 May by the Italian Senate ” . Thus in a note the immunologist Mauro Minelli. “Thus, while the Science of the 21st century discovers in the combination of agriculture and ‘precision’ medicine an essential combination for the benefit of human health, sustainable productivity and environment, focusing on research, on innovation, on the new technological acquisitions of which the same research is strong, the legislative assembly of the Senate rediscovers Steiner’s anthroposophy, the one that replaces empirical phenomena with the use of ‘etheric-astral forces ‘of frank Potterian derivation – says Minelli – It must have been an oversight, perhaps supported by the assonance of the prefix, which has unknowingly favored the equation of’ bio-logical ‘agriculture with’ bio-dynamic ‘agriculture, co yes, by assimilating an agricultural production system governed by specific community regulations (EC no. 834/2007, CE n. 889/2008) to the one in which cosmic energies and gored cow manure become preparatory to luxuriant and prosperous harvests. The fact is that the event acquires its own specific value if placed – and it could not be otherwise – in the epochal historical setting of the inevitable reference ‘to the time of Covid’. The alibis of those who, quietly, every day are forced to defend themselves from sects of fierce denial shamans become more and more labile and, indeed, inconsistent. If for 195 senators representing almost all Italians it is plausible that, in 2021, to cultivate ‘organic’ agricultural products we must bury the poop of the cow stuck in her horn, no one can and must never have anything to complain about if someone were to still it is reasonably ‘screaming’ there is no Coviddi ‘”.